In the land where nothing's sacred
Where the doctors make people sick
If you stand on your head
you might see things more clearly
But then again you might become
addicted to conflict

I...I have a problem
I know that lawyers cause all the crime
And the banks make the drugs flow
The priests make the porno
And you might be responsible for
poisoning the sunshine

Names have been changed
(Do you know what I mean)
Names have been changed
to protect the guilty
Names have been changed
What is the difference
between apathy and ignorance
I don't know and I don't care


In the land where nothing is free
Where the homeless are the brave
Where the females are equal
as long as they're macho
And all the shopping malls
are built on Indian graves

You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to refuse to vote
Can you tell me the difference
between the two parties
Believe it or not Believe it or else
Hope leads to dope

What is the difference
between apathy and ignorance
I don't know and I don't care
What is the difference
between Democrat Republican
I don't know and I don't care

I agree with everybody
Football is sex and soup is good food
And new cars are religion and beer is emotion
And everyone's a nobody and nobody's perfe